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Alyssa
Aaron
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Dear Dogs,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my
food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food
does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find
that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this. Do not think I will continue
sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in
a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having
tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but
sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, bark, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I
entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine
attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot
stress this enough!
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my
food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food
does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find
that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object.
Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this. Do not think I will continue
sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in
a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having
tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but
sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, bark, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I
entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine
attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot
stress this enough!
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